Baby has Honey. What would you like to do with it?

cococream:

bone-and-brawn:

when the pussy so fat it bulges out the sides of her panties… 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

I feel seen

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dankmemesreasonforliving:

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cursedcatimages:

please tell others

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digidiskette:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

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gay-punk-alien:

letshearitforthisclown:

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… the temptations of the flesh

ah ze temptashuns ov ze flesh

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toffins:

justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave

9 year old me:

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cyrodiildo:

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

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gallusrostromegalus:

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threeunrelateddescriptors:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I have.  A new recliner chair.
It’s very comfy.
but I am worried.

Mochi.
Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest.
and when I have my laptop open I tend to.
forget
that he’s there.

I am going
to dump him onto the floor.

Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night
but Eventually
He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor, 
like so much salad.

Pictured: a cat unaware of the fate probably rapidly approaching him, despite me telling him three times now. He is too comfy to care.

Question: You dump your salads on the floor? Why?

Comorbid ADHD and carpal tunnel have lead to a disorder that I like to call “clumsy bitch syndrome” wherin if I get distracted or grab something wrong I will just… Drop whatever I’m holding? For some reason my favorite salad bowl is a regular victim. Also happens to piles of laundry, the TV remote, and sometimes knives.

I have a strict policy of never holding babies.

G U E S S   W H A T   I   D I D

Mochi is either very forgiving or very bad at cause and effect.

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